tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75448529008560009842011-04-21T15:08:16.900-07:00A lot of Jokes are waiting for you..SandeepInfonoreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544852900856000984.post-18262257583712382372007-05-14T20:46:00.000-07:002007-05-17T23:05:57.529-07:00<a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</strong></span></a><br /><br />1. Take ur gal in a boat to the deep sea. in between the sea.<br />Propose her in way that " love me or leave the boat"<br /><br />2. Guy:' OK if you do not believe in Love at First Sight then see me twice..!!'<br /><br />3. "Hi dear! After a decade, why make your son fall for my daughter and go crazy as i am.<br />Why to trouble the generation next.<br />Instead lets make them BROTHER & SISTER..."<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</strong></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7544852900856000984-1826225758371238237?l=sandeepinfojokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SandeepInfonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544852900856000984.post-68504894953398153312007-05-14T03:06:00.000-07:002007-05-17T23:06:47.975-07:00<a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a><br /><br /><br />Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet<br />Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....<br /><br /><br />Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in the bus he was driving..<br /><br /><br />Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.<br />Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"<br /><br /><br />Man: Sardarji where were u born?<br />Sardarji: Punjab.<br />Man: Which part?<br />Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".<br /><br /><br />Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ....<br />Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?<br />Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7544852900856000984-6850489495339815331?l=sandeepinfojokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SandeepInfonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544852900856000984.post-75504434845854356042007-05-14T03:03:00.000-07:002007-05-17T23:07:30.388-07:00<a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a><br /><br />SARDAR:- Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi<br />SON :- kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon<br /><br /><br />Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"<br />"Just a sec," says the receptionist.<br />"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.<br /><br /><br />Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.<br />Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints<br />like"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."<br /><br /><br />A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""E MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "<br /><br /><br />A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?<br />Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.<br />I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.<br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7544852900856000984-7550443484585435604?l=sandeepinfojokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SandeepInfonoreply@blogger.com0